Thursday, August 05, 2010

A New Concern

Stockwell Day came out in favor of building shade screens, in response to what he calls an "Outpouring of concern" from some Canadians over the possibility of catching skin cancer at night. "Yes, that's right", Mr Day told reporters,"I have information that many Canadians feel that the moon is tying to give them cancer. It is a widely underreported problem."
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  1. Are you mocking Stockwell? Because that just proves you're on the side of the cancer.

  2. Well, that's ok, it's just a joke anyway. My barber told me there is no such thing as cancer.

  3. Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac originating from the constellation of Cancer. Astrology is a pagan myth that asserts that human fate is/can be determined by the relative positions of stars in the heavens.

    At the light from these stars takes thousands or even millions of years to reach earth, and the heavens and earth are only 6000 years old, most of these supposed stars do not exist. Therefore constellations do not exist.

    Therefore cancer does not exist.