Meanwhile, Aboard The Good Ship Conservative

PMO Minion: Captain, captain, that censusberg has nearly done us in. We have sprung a serious leak and we are listing to port. What are your orders?

Captain Harper: Throw all the brown passengers overboard. That will steady the base and help us smooth over the hole that the censusberg caused.

PMO Minion: Yes sir! Right away, sir!

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