Psst. Buddy.

Shorter Harper: Hey Barack, you wanna try this nice oil? It'll make you feel so warm. No worries, the first taste is free.

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The First Taste Is Free, Mr. President

Harper is wasting no time trying to corrupt the Obama regime. It is trying to convince the new government that the oil sands are a good way to ensure America has a secure source of energy. "Never mind the pollution Mr. President-elect" says the snake in his ear, "the oil sands are so sands are soo easy, soo secure. What's the harm in a little more carbon in the atmosphere, eh? In the long run we are dead anyway." All I can say to Obama is, beware. This is the same group that tried to defeat you during the election by leaking private and erroneous information. They are bush league Bushites and cannot be trusted.

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Note To Ezra Levant

Dear Ezra,

I saw your latest, "humorous" offering in today's Post. Congratulations for completely missing the point. Let me spell it out for you, since you seem to need some help. The dead ducks are tragic, but that's not why people are upset with what is going on in Northern Alberta. People are nervous because they believe that neither the oil sands developers nor the Alberta government care about the human beings who share the environment with the ducks. I believe that people are right to believe this. You can joke all you want about turducken, but no one, (excluding readers of small dead animals and the western stardard) is laughing with you.

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