Like Any Good Farmer

Tony Clement has kept his eyes on his pork:

Mr. Clement insisted that not a penny went missing and that the projects were all completed to the benefit of the Muskoka region, although he acknowledged the paperwork “could have been better.”

That's the point, Mr. Clement, we all know where the pork is too. It's all in your riding.

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New Majority, Old Liars

Oink, Oink, Oink. Just think, Tony Clement is in control of all your money. Solid gold outhouses for everyone!*


*This offer is only good in Parry Sound-Muskoka. City dwellers especially, can suck it.

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A "Perp Walk" For Steamboat Tony?

If God is just, yes, but I won't hold my breath. I expect the Dear Leader to call in the RCMP by this afternoon. That way he can stonewall during the debate tomorrow night.

Update: Well, I have to admit, I didn't see this coming. The Conservatives are really going for broke. They are saying that no matter what the draft report says, the final report vindicates them (perhaps they have read a version that is lying next to the secret letter from the U.S. government giving us planes for less than cost). They say this, knowing full well the final report cannot be released until after the election. They are rolling the dice that they will get their majority by turning this into another he said/she said issue they thrive on. If they get their majority and the final report does not vindicate them, well they have four years of unfettered rule ahead of them anyway. They are hoping that Canadians are suckers, one last time and that the Harperites will have the last laugh. We will see.

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