Saturday, July 04, 2009

Is Sarah Palin An Alien?

I ask only because she seems to be using Kang as her speech-writer.

Palin:
Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.
Kang:
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Friday, July 03, 2009

RIP Mrs. Slocombe

Mollie Sugden is dead. On behalf of all "Are You Being Served?" fans, thanks for the laughs Mollie. Never has the line "My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire", been said more innocently and more wickedly.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Helping Dan

Out of the realm of confusion. It is all about Megan Fox. Glad to be of help. P.S. I warned you. I warned you, but did you listen?