Thursday, January 07, 2010

Coming Soon

Canadians have been dismayed that parliament has been locked out until after the Olympics. Some are suggesting that in a time of war and economic challenge, our government should be at work. Well, our beloved leader has heard his subjects. Announcing the Stephen Harper Winter Tour! That's right, the glorious one has heard your cries and is announcing that he will tour the country, bringing his "feel good" music to an arena near you. Forget your troubles (and that silly old parliament) and sing along with Stephen! A good time guaranteed for all**.

**Note: This is not a legally binding guarantee. If you don't like it, force an election or sue us. Either way, we are good. It's not our money after all.
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1 comment:

  1. Well, the Tories have dipped in the polls again -- back down to a six point lead.

    So we're in the sweet spot again -- no-one wants an election.

    And the band plays on...