10. Because I am a man who happens to think it is my business what a woman does with her body.
9. Because I think every industry should be run like Wall Street.
8. Because I think Indians (you heard me) live too high off the hog.
7. Because I think 1 Million B.C. was an accurate view of history (except the title is wrong because everyone knows the earth is only 6,000 years old).
6. Because I believe that greenhouse gas is what they use to heat greenhouses.
5. Because I believe that last fall was a good time to buy stocks.
4. Because Glenn Beck is my hero and Don Cherry is Canada's greatest political thinker.
3. Because I believe in free speech for everyone, unless they criticize the Likud Party.
2. Because I believe that the Prime Minister's Office has the right to decide which Canadians get to live in Canada.
1. Because I believe that guns don't kill people, immigrants do.
Thanks to Hell Upside Down, for the inspiration.
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