Sunday, November 19, 2006

Harper Hears A Hu

News item: Harper Meets Chinese Leader Hu Spokesman Says It Was 'Frank and Constructive' Chinese Claim It Was 'Very Brief'

We at the Sinister News Service have obtained the transcript of the meeting:

Harper: Hey You!

Hu: Wong, who is this?

Wong: It is Stephen Harper of Canada, the one they call "Psycho Steve".

Harper: You wanna fight, you slanty eyed cocksucker? You got one of my boys locked up and I want him now. Ha, we tossed one of yours out the country. What do you think of that? Eh, eh?

Hu: Wong, tell Mr. Harper he is holding up the buffet line and to kindly move. Oh, and tell him to have a good day.
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