Thursday, November 19, 2009

We Are Fucked Citizens

It is now officially anti-Semitic to question the methods of war, used by the government of Israel. However, you can still talk about hockey, if you wish, as long as you conclude every paragraph with the sentence "Only conservatives love hockey." That is all.
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  1. Now now, there's an entirely acceptable alternative Liberal-style counterpoint which involves pointing out that Liberals have also been known to attend hockey games, and we should all just agree that everybody loves hockey rather than looking at anything about it critically.

  2. "Iggy likes baseball and is not a leader", is the required response.