You Say You Want A Resolution?

Since the Liberal Party is turning the House of Commons into one big Festivus celebration, I thought I would contribute to the airing of old grievances:

I condemn outright, the Fox Network for canceling Firefly. Fox wouldn't know a good show if it came up and bit it.

I condemn Peter Pocklington for trading away Wayne Gretzky. Dude what were you thinking?

I condemn my grade 5 teacher for taking away my giant novelty eraser because it caused a commotion in class. I loved that eraser.

Man, now I know why the Liberals are doing what they are doing. I feel cleansed.

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