ATTENTION PEOPLE OF SASKATCHEWAN

The line to kiss Stephen Harper's ass will form on the right. Please, no shoving. There's plenty of ass for everybody.

Last evening, Mr. Harper told 400 Conservatives in Kenaston, Sask., their province was the biggest winner in the federal budget this year.

But "not all the money went to this ungrateful NDP government in this province," he said. "In fact, for every dollar that went to them, about $2 or $3 went to the people of Saskatchewan.